callmecatwoman:

The truth is, I never left you~ Are we a duets team now?

Ugh, you’re no fun, but fine— if you insist.

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Sure. But we need a name.

See?, better that way. You’re a meek kitten.

(Source: spider-web)

callmecatwoman:

I would laugh so hard if you did that, and then probably cry from happiness.

Awh, but that’s the best part. Am I allowed to bite at least?

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Don’t cry for me Argentina!~

Fine, but soft. I don’t want marks.

(Source: spider-web)

callmecatwoman:

The 17th! I’ll let you know where I’m living by then, cause I might go back to Chicago soon. I’ll send ya my Skype too!

asdfghjkl; GIVE ME ALL YOUR SPIDER LOVIN’~

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Done! I’m so excited with this, hohoho. I’ll send you a Kitty plushie.

Agfasa okay, BUT DON’T SCRATCH!

(Source: spider-web)

callmecatwoman:

Okay, soon as in November, but still… xD Yes and si! Though I speak it better than I can spell it. Pfft, keeping you forever~

I better be, Spiderbutt. I adore you.<3

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What day? I’m going to send you a present or maybe I’ll give something from here. Then someday we need to talk in skype or something like that, would be cool!

Jeez, Kitty, you can have Spidey when you want. Because I adore you too~ <3

(Source: spider-web)

callmecatwoman:

I’LL BE 22 SOON! I’m originally from Puerto Rico, but that was a long time ago. I just want to go back to Chicago. I AM OFFICIALLY KIDNAPPING YOU~

We’re too sexy, that’s what it is.<3

I will cuddle with you forever, okay? You are my boo~

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When is your birthday? OMG, REALLY? Do you speak spanish then? Or just english right now? Okay, you can kidnap me just this time.

Pff, honey, we’re dynamite together!

And aww, thanks. You’re and you will always be my pussycat.

(Source: spider-web)

callmecatwoman:

I am surprised I was able to even make it from scratch. I moved to South Carolina from Chicago to get a place with my bff… I was promised a job at the place she works… I have been here a month and still no job. We are living with her grandparents and I literally don’t have a dollar to my name. I ate that cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Now that I think about it… idk if it was actually good, or if I was so hungry I just thought it was. I miss home, bro. I miss my mom and my room and my food. xD I wanna go home but when I mentioned it, my friend made me feel guilty as fuck. :/

PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY AFRAID OF FOLLOWING ME?! IS THIS WHY RANDOM PEOPLE THAT DON’T FOLLOW ME LIKE MY POSTS?! IN HOPES THAT I WILL FOLLOW THEM AND SHIZ?! I had no idea I could be intimidating… O.O

Yes you are~ licky lick lick~<3
HEY! I’M AN OLD PERSON IN YOURS! Clean my dentures then, kid. xD

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Well, I live in a south american country and I don’t have money neither. I had a job before but then I lost it. I live with my dad and have I 22 years old, I’M A OLD LADY WHO LIVES WITH HIS DADDY. So nobody is perfect, pussycat. Don’t feel bad for that. You’re great, okay? You’ll find work soon, think positive. I send you all my support!

Nah, that people is dummie. I have some of those. Maybe we’re too amazing for them.

OH, OKAY, DO YOU PREFER A GIF OF SEXY KISSES? Because I have  and forget the teeths and lets cuddle.

(Source: spider-web)

callmecatwoman:

Shhh, we shall shed tears together. I make a cake today and cried cause it came out right. -emotional wreck- 

DKEDHRJFRE I AM NICE TO YOU CAUSE YOU ARE AMAZING AND JUST SO SWEET AND UGH!

kdjhfur xD Well thank you. I disagree, but I trust you so~ <333

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Omg, cake! Damn, I don’t have anything to eat here. I miss chocolate, is the best for emotional moments.

AGHADGADSA STOP BEING SO AWESOME, WOMAN. Sometimes I asked to myself, why I didn’t know you before. I was so fucking afraid of follow you because you’re too perfect and stuff.

Anyway… OMG, LOOK, I’M BATMAN IN THAT GIF. Come here, let me love you. <3

(Source: spider-web)

callmecatwoman:

I’m sure being so quality does lay down a lot of pressure, but you are like- forever perfect. I feel ya though. My ex-girlfriend is a complete slag. Bitches be trippin’ bro. Shh shh, it’s okay. I’ll kidnap you, alright? 

omg lets stalk each other forever, kay? You complete me~<3
Shh, you love my dildo hits.

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I don’t know why you’re so nice with me, really. But thank you very much, I dropped a few tears. Jeez, I’m so sensitive.

And are you crazy? you’re the quality here. That is why I love you, you know it.

(Source: spider-web)

callmecatwoman:

asdfghjkl; Why boo? You know you can talk to me. I’m like, your number one fan. I STALKED YOU, REMEMBER?! Now that I say it like that, I feel weird, BUT IT’S THE TRUTH! Still, lemme rephrase that… I ADMIRED YOU FROM AFAR! Yes, yes. That makes me sound less creepy. -hits with el floppy dildo- Gooby, pls. ily. -cuddles- You are too precious for this world, Spiderbutt. Too precious.

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Is a stupid things. Sometimes I feel a little lonely, besides I have some problems with my ex-girlfriend and the college things here and there. These place makes me feel better but sometimes also makes me feel pressure. Dunno, I’m just an idiot, that’s all.

And thanks for your words, I’m like your stalker too so we’re creppy together. You’re lovely, you know?

But don’t hit me with that thing, don’t be a bitch

(Source: spider-web)

shield-slinger said: outofcharacter. You too? I’m guessing it’s just moodswings. :( Hope you come back soon buddy, dash doesn’t feel the same without you. Good night!

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Cap, CAP, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SAD. You’re the example here! So, c’mon, smile, Master Jedi!